Our weekly roundup of the absurd side of the game also includes Southend's match winner suffering an untimely knock to the head

Johnson and Spurs fans won't care a single toss.Micky van de Ven made the play of the game and Spurs' season when he soared into the Bilbao sky to boot the ball clear as Rasmus Hojlund's header was inches from crossing the goal line after goalkeeper Gulglielmo Vicario made a mess of the matter (not for the first time on the night).

Former Manchester United footballer Brandon Williams has avoided jail after driving at almost 100mph and crashing his Audi A3. Williams, 24, was 'showing off' when he sped down the A34 near Wilmslow on August 20, 2023, a court heard. He smashed into the back of a Ford Fiesta before hitting the central reservation.

Next season will look remarkably different from all but one in the previous 34 for United: one without European football.

Amorim reactionBelow are the Tottenham Hotspur vs Manchester United player ratings out of 10, plus analysis, as plenty of stars rose to the occasion. Tottenham Hotspur player ratings — by Andy EdwardsGuglielmo Vicario: 5 — Flappity flap,

Tottenham Hotspur defeated Manchester United 1-0 to win the Europa League final on Wednesday in Bilbao, Spain.

A driver crashed into a utility pole in Manchester early Friday morning. The Manchester Fire Department said it happened in the area of 585 Center St. just before 3:20 a.m. Firefighters determined that one vehicle struck the pole and severed it.

Olly Murs has cancelled his gigs in Birmingham and Manchester after walking off the stage in Glasgow last night. The popstar's show came to an abrupt end when Olly walked off after just 30 minutes, leaving fans heartbroken. He has since announced he has cancelled his Manchester and Birmingham gigs due to an infection.

Nearly one in three local opticians across all areas of Greater Manchester is now offering quick, free checks during routine eye tests